PUTIN WINS! EXCLUSIVE DAILYSKEW PUTIN ELECTION COVERAGE!

Vladimir Putin Moscow rally speech- DailySkew exclusive!

The Russian people fairly elected Vladimir Putin with 64% of vote! Western capitalists report 63% because they lie! Vladimir Putin more popular than Obama! Glory to Russia!

Vladimir Putin even overcame assassination attempt by Islamic rebels on Election Day! The terrorists are being interrogated as we speak.

President Putin predicted victory in last DailySkew Podcast. VLADIMIR TOLD YOU SO!

(After Moscow rally, hundreds were arrested for protesting without a permit.)

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World War 6: Vladimir Putin Attacks West on DailySkew Radio

Yet another sign of World War 6, as Vladimir Putin comes on the DailySkew Radio Show to address the Western imperial mutants about how Putin prevailed over the protesters, how Hillary Clinton funded the protesters, why John McCain is crazy, the other two Vlads, how the United States killed Gaddafi, drones, why silver is more valuable than your child's education, about how he beat his opponent in chess, and why Mother Russia will prevail in World War 6.

Special guest appearance by Nikita Koloff at the beginning.

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Publix Parking Lot: Almost Got Run Over, But Had Superman T-Shirt

Did my weekly shopping at Publix in Coral Springs, Florida tonight. Was wearing my black Superman T-Shirt. OK, comic book geeks know that it's really Superboy's black t-shirt, but everyone I know thinks it's Superman's, so I roll with it. What I DON'T roll with is the asshole in the SUV that didn't respect the painted white crosswalk on the ground.

I kept walking. You're going to yield, buddy.

Especially since he had a BATMAN vanity plate in the front of his gas guzzler.

Batman yields to Superman in my universe.

He should have known he couldn't run me over anyway; his car would have exploded.

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T-Ractor Rips Heritage Foundation's Poverty in the United States Research Study

Heritage.org published a United States poverty level research study that made waves in right wing conservative circles. This poverty threshold study demonstrated that poor people have many luxury items in this country that cost money. The implications are obvious, and were echoed by the mutant comments on every other website: poor people are poor because they can't save money and buy "luxury items".

DailySkew contributor T-Ractor, a poor African-American, submitted this podcast to combat this Heritage Foundation poverty study.

A note on the audio: T-Ractor is POOR and therefore has POOR audio equipment. He makes no apologies for using a 1970's microphone and "tape deck". Still worth listening to it- gets cleared later in the podcast.

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(I Can't Say) Songs That Sound the Same

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Looking for songs that sound the same? Ever notice how songs sound alike? Ever notice some songs copy other songs? Well this podcast is NOTHING about that. I am just playing random songs.

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Random sets I play under Fair Use Doctrine:

Snow Patrol vs. The Black Eyed Peas

Lady Gaga vs. Cirque Du Soleil

Zombie Nation vs. Lazy Jones

Radiohead vs. The Hollies

Muse vs. Top Gear (Naveen Yalamanchi's favorite SNES video game)

Miley Ray Cirus vs. Lustra

Madonna vs. Public Enemy

Lady Antebellum vs. The Alan Parsons Project

Lady Gaga vs. Madonna

Huey Lewis & The News vs. Ray Parker Jr. vs. The Bar-Kays

The Beatles vs. Bon Jovi

Blondie vs. Black Sabbath

Cheap Trick vs. Journey

Jason Mraz vs. Jonas Brothers

Chris Brown vs. DJ Sammy

Green Day vs. The Kinks

Kesha vs. Alphaville

Metallica vs. Faster Pussycat

Lady Gaga vs. Natasha Bedingfield

NFL Theme vs. Sleigh Ride

3OH!3 vs. hellogoodbye

Why Nihilism is Cool [Mutant Podcast]

We are the mutants. The Brotherhood of Mutants has taken over TheDailySkew.com and DailySkew.com and all respective subdomains. The mutants have taken over society and we are taking it down. Listen to our words in this radio address.

DJ Hospital has been taken hostage and has been working for us now for months.

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Drupal Hacked: What Do I Do? NOTHING! [MUTANT PODCAST]

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Justin Bieber Sucks: Mutant Podcast

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X-Men First Class Sucks, and It Didn't Even Come Out Yet (Mutant Podcast)

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Superman Returns Sucked: Mutant Podcast

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Google Trends 1-15-2011 Not What You Think #news #newsflash

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DailySkew blows through 1-15-2001 Google Trends and Google Hot Searches and makes a mockery over every name he doesn't know in this football world we live in.  Listen how Damian resists the temptation to click on these search terms to find out more! DJ Hospital provides EXCELLENT RANDOM MUSIC to keep your interest. You'll never guess his song mixes, which include obscure theme songs, pop songs, oldies, and much, much more!

What a crazy Internet society we live in!

Just mailing it in, folks, because you demanded it.

"Moses Free DailySkew": End of the World 2012 Cecil Adams Mayan Calendar Fake

Is 2012 fake or 2012 real? DailySkew's Moses Free destroys the 2012 myths by using 2012 Wikipedia and Cecil Adam's Straight Dope article about the 2012 end of the world urban legend. Moses Free breaks down how we don't even know if the Mayan long calendar runs out on December 12, 2012, December 20, 2012, December 21, 2012, or December 23, 2012.

Moses Free compares the Mayan calendar cycle to the Chinese restaurant place-mat and our own 12-month calendar. Moses Free says DO NOT BELIEVE THE HYPE. Music by DJ Hospital.

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Don't believe Moses Free? Check out what the experts are saying.

AutoZone Domain Name Trademark Infringement Letter

Just wanted to give everyone a heads up- if you are into internet marking, autoblogging, affiliate marketing, article directory scraping, or Google Adsense traffic, you can't use "auto" and "zone" in your domain name or sub-domain. My buddy got an AutoZone cease and desist letter yesterday, threating to take him to court if he doesn't take his site down. AutoZone must have a team of lawyers and assistants checking a bunch of registrars to find this site- it hardly got any traffic. His site was something like autopartszone.info and he was scraping article sites with AdSense.

They believe they are protecting their trademark, but it really is debatable if an internet surfer would get confused and if deceptive practices were being performed. The site is down now. Not sure if they wanted him to transfer it to them. I actually warned my buddy beforehand about buying a bunch of .info domains from GoDaddy with trademarked names. His counter argument was that every company or person should register all of the .com, .net, .org, .info and all the variations of their names if they are so concerned about it.

That's actually a great point- it seems as if AutoZone believes they have jurisdiction over any domain name that contains those two words in it. I guess they must have been inspired after RadioShack forced them to change their original name from AutoShack to AutoZone.

I did a search about other people getting the letters, and it's all the same: AutoZone sends C&D letters all the time to anyone who uses ZONE in their domain names if their site has anything to do with cars. However, they went after a Chicago business called OIL ZONE AND WASH ZONE, but lost that one. The guy had money to fight it. Again, they must have been inspired by RadioShack, who does the same thing to any business with Shack in it.

 

2010 Giants Win World Series Over Rangers

The customary response from baseball fans has been "Congratulations, San Francisco Giants" with high praise for Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, MVP Edgar Renteria, Brian Wilson, Cody Ross, and the rest of the team. I'll pass. Yeah, I'm a sore loser Yankees fan- eat it.

The bottom line is that the Giants proved themselves to be the best built team to win. They squeaked by the Padres at the end of the season, and their pitchers lived up to their billing, and their players were clutch and overachieved. It's not just luck due to the tournament style of the post-season- the 2010 Giants were legit when it counted.

The Texas Rangers, who frankly easily won the AL West, defeated the Rays-best team in the 2010 regular season, and destroyed the Yankees, were completely outclassed by a total underdog team heading into October. Of course my wife picked the Giants to win going into the series- I passed because my season already ended.

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I listened to the Braves-Giants series, and I was shocked how both teams were old school National League- runs came at a premium. With all of the powerhouse teams battling each other, only a high stakes gambler would pick the 2010 World Series winner from the Braves/Giants series- and don't give me any of the 20/20 hindsight bit.

The Giants ranked 17/30 in runs scored in 2010. They hit .257/.321.Their vaunted pitching staff did rank 1st in the majors with a 3.41 ERA. But they pitched AND hit against the Rangers, who looked to be a powerhouse in power, hitting, and pitching heading into the World Series.

Based on what I gather from the internet, most fans jumped on the Giants bandwagon after Game 1, and they liked the California personalities of the Giants. The stat heads are trying to fit the Giants in their stat head Moneyball philosophy, but the truth is famous Giants GM Brian Sabean just got the players he could afford to add to the great pitching (most NL teams have great pitching anyway, due to park factors).

For the baseball fans that watched or listened, they apparently couldn't help but root for the Giants, especially since Cliff Lee (0-2) and the Rangers didn't really show up. Baseball purists are thrilled that a low budget team won the World Series. Bud Selig would be happy too, since it allegedly proves his point that revenue sharing works and baseball's polarity is at an all-time high. However I think he's more concerned about the low FOX ratings. Amazing, huh? Fans were treated to watch pitching aces, a household name like Josh Hamilton, and a future Hall of Famer like Vlad Guerrero, but ratings sucked. Okay.

Take a look at the Giants starting lineup and bench, and it's laughable. It's populated by castaways that like to work cheap, and some solid youngsters who took advantage of their opportunity.

Heck, Bam Bam Meulens finally won a World Series ring. Take that, Don Mattingly.

So that ends the final chapter in the 2010 MLB season. The history books (well, not books- bloggers and MLB articles online) will say it ended on a high note. Yankees fans such as myself have no opinion on the matter- it is what it is.

The Yankees were STACKED all year, but due to nagging injuries and poor pitching in September and October they were embarrassed by the Rays to end the season and to the Rangers in the ALCS. The Twins, who have a reputation of being just as scrappy and clutch as the Giants, were destroyed by the Yankees in the ALDS- that was the only time the real Yankees played in the last two months.

I still have some misgivings about Bud Selig's post season schedule with all of the off-days. I truly believe too much rests screwed up some players on the Yankees and Rangers.

Anyway, I guess it should be interesting how the 2010 Giants simulate in Diamond Mind Baseball and Out of the Park Baseball games; I have a feeling they will be like the 2003 Marlins.

Time for the off-season!

Super Street Fighter IV Soundtrack

The Super Street Fighter 4 Soundtrack is awesome. I finally got a chance to listen to it and let's just say I heard it on the way to work tonight. I'm a huge fan of video game music, and always dug the original Street Fighter 2 soundtrack. One of the best things about YouTube is that all of the Street Fighter theme remixes are easily available.

I was a hardcore video game fan since 1981, and a huge fan of video game music but I fell out of the loop in around 2001, although I do work out with Wii games, and continue to use my PlayStation 2 for Dance Dance Revolution games. Thanks to the beauty of the internet I can play pretty much whatever I want on my computer anyway. That being said, being out of the video game loop means that I have not kept up with all the different Street Fighter games, Tekken games, etc. SF soundtracks haven't really been that good as other fighting games after PlayStation 1 anyway, so it's not like I was waiting in anticipation for SSF4's music.

But I digress..quickly here are some of my favorites:

Vega's Theme (wow)-

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Cammy's Theme-

Blanka's Theme-

My man M. Bison's Theme-

Balrog's Theme-

The major reason why I think these tunes rule is because Capcom did change the theme songs- they enhanced them into modern remixes, which is something fans have done since Day 1.